Much as I appreciate your gesture Nigel I unfortunately already have a mircometer but I do not have any relative I trust enough with being able to relate such a story without making me out to be a complete idiot.
Consequently I shall have to remain with the silent and embarrassed majority!
Now if you want us to write our own story, you may be in with a chance. At least I may come out in a slightly more posivite light if I write it myself. |