| Howdy Nigel,
Congratulations to your son Rob, Nigel.
Tell him just to remember a few things:
Never argue with a woman, just nod your head and agree with her....and then go do what you were gonna do in the first place.
If she ever says "We need to talk", that does not mean that Rob needs to talk, this means she needs to talk and he needs to listen, in fact, he should not speak unless asked a question and then it should be answered with as few words as possible. never volunteer anything.
Remeber that weddings and funerals are pretty much the same thing, in both people get dressed up, the music is bad, people cry and in both, someones life is over.
He should never introduce his new wife to his friends as "My First wife".
And just remember, "we cant all be happy, someone has to be married".
seriously, congratulations to your families new addition, I wish them a wonderful life together.
Have a good day,
Greg aka GW |