wonwinglo

Us modellers are the rarest beings,
And worthy of the most hilarious scenes,
Like Magpies seeking things to steal,
They never can find that dam spare wheel!
Regardless of hords of parts in a big box,
Some can be just as sly as a fox,
Dear Sir, your kit is very shortcoming,
And to the post office it sent me a running,
No canopy,No decals,what are you doing ?
This kit is far away from any glueing.
Please send me replacements by return,
As your kits are causing me some concern.
Clear the bench for the next project,
But make sure that you can see each and every object !
Nothing worse than parts that go zing,now where exactly is the thing ?
Down on your knees to look at the mosaic coloured carpet,
With magnyfying glass purchased from the market,
Quick check upon the building chart,
Just to confirm that this was the part ?
Set aside the kit in question,while wifey makes a wise suggestion,
Put pen to paper on finest bond paper,
My word this has turned into quite a caper !
Forget that model for some weeks,
Meanwhile why not start a squadron of Zekes ?
If only parts were not so fine and springy,
Then we need not take these steps to request the thingy !
Wonwing.

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'And there I was oil on my goggles from a broken pipe,then I looked at the altimeter,all I could see was the makers name !'
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