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Old 24-07-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Koala and the Lizard

Not that I condone the use of drugs, but I found this funny.......................



A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,


"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"


The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."


So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and
he's going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"


The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.


The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says:


"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"



have a good day,

Greg
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