Originally Posted by noobee captain

Rampaging granny foiled by British Gas trap in Ealing High Street.

Gas main repairs uncover fossil.

If it had been a skip someone would have thrown in a Skoda.

Down and out found living in hole in the pavement.

Found the blockage!

Go-karting for the over 60s takes off in Birmingham.

Women Drivers!

Olympic hopefull Nora Blane fails to qualify for the Darby & Joan street racing event.

He said "keep to the left" so I moved over to the left!

Police finally catch the mastermind behind a series of children's buggy thefts!