| Bejaysus
A heavily pregnant Irish lady was in a terrible car accident.
Unfortunately her husband died and she went into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly four months, she wakes up and
sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about
her baby.
The doctor replies, "Missus, you had twins... a boy and a girl.
The babies are fine now, however, they were poorly at birth and were
christened immediately - your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me
brother, he's fecking clueless,!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my
daughter's name?"
Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name,
I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise."
Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
The Doctor replies.....
"Denephew." |