| "Topless bathing proven to be a safety concern with low flying aircraft"
"It's a bit distracting flying the plane when Bruce Willis keeps fighting people on the wings though!" - Die Hard 4
"...and I normally find beach holidays so boring - do they crash the plane like that every day??"
"Next time just use a speedboat when you want to go water skiing like everyone else!"
"That landing was much smoother than the last Ryan Air flight we went on!"
"Can you do that one more time?? - I still had the lens cap on!"
"Well it was awful nice letting me have a go - but I think you should take over the controls again now"
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