Arrrrrr, mein herr Dubbya... let us start with ze begining, Tell us about your fixation vith your Tamiya supplier, ven do you think zhis unholy fazination started hrrrrm? And vile ve are about it, vere did you get zat moterzycle you plowed into ze swiss border? You are going to vish you had never put us to zuch trouble... 
moral... never trust a rest stop on the autobann.