| As we are erring on the side of the professional modeller (am now rolling on the floor in a big puddle of wet stuff)
Green job - Army
Grey Job - Air Force (Although they swear it is blue !!!!!!!!!)
Blue Job - Navy
Puppies squishies has always worked for us on the "dogs nads" front
there is another one which has many variations ie "city" or "merchant" banker
muppet - a totally useless person
mumpty - as above only worse
cock, knob etc - a person who says or does something extremely stupid
porridge gobbler - someone from scotland
sheep sha**er - anyone from Wales or New Zealand
god botherer - Anyone religious
Brown bread and sandals merchant (also goes with tree hugger) anyone who is "at one with nature!!!!!!!"
Throttle jockey - Flight Engineer
Da dit Da warrior - Army Signal Squadron
RLC Corp (Royal Logistics Corp) - Rather Large Corp as most of them are a bit on the podgy side
Master Fettler - Someone really good with hammers and spanners
Button Pusher - Someone who controls complex engineering type things by the use of PLC
Administrator - Little Hitler (This one for my good lady)
Bean Counter - Accountants or those that deal with numbers
Rozzers or Pigs - Policemen
Prozzie - Woman of dubious morals normally sells her wears for very little cash (not that I have alot of expereince in this you understand !!)
She who must be obeyed - Your better half
Ankle Biters - Children, kids etc
When we think of more we will let you know |