| Urinal Problems
THE PROBLEM WITH HIGH URINALS
A group of second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the local race track,
to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to
direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well
endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You
must be in the fourth grade."
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh.
__________________   |