Kiwi

>LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
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> > > Memory was something you lost with age
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> > > An application was for employment
> > > A program was a TV show
> > > A cursor used profanity
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> > > A keyboard was a piano
> > > A web was a spider's home
> > > A virus was the flu
> > > A CD was a bank account
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> > > A hard drive was a long trip on the road
> > > A mouse pad was where a mo use lived
> > > And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy ..
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> > > ... you just hoped nobody ever found out
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