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24-11-2006
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Originally Posted by GEEDUBBYA  DATELINE: London U.K. Associated press
In what can only be described as a "Freak accident", Mrs Gertrude Veeblefester was happy to escape with her life.
Mrs veeblefester, a native of Daytona Beach, Florida, Home of the Daytona 500, visiting downtown London, England, was discovered late yesterday evening in what originally was thought to be a construction zone. As it turns out however, it was in fact her attempt to cordon off a small strip of blacktop in an effort to try out her new "HOVERROUND 200 6 SUX". Although the personal mobility vehicle did as she expected, there were a few "unexpected" drawbacks to the new device. The 500hp dodge viper engine and the all terrain "gumbo mudder" offroad tires combined to produce an "asphalt chewing, rubber burning, granny throwing death trap". When asked what happened, all Mrs Veeblefester could say was "Those darn british driving on the blooming wrong side of the road....followed by a few colorful explitives &$#@(*&$!. A local resident was quoted as saying "I thought they were filming a bloody sequel to "Back to the future part 17 or something, there were flames and smoke and screaming. Stupid yanks driving on the wrong side of the road". As of this writing, no charges have been filed and the question still remains, "Who is really driving on the wrong side of the road"?
have a good day,
Greg
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Greg, that has to be the longest caption ever posted. Brilliant mate!! | 
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24-11-2006
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| | Short, Balding bloke | more of a statement than a caption,
Why is nobody helping her ???? the're all standing around with hands in pockets, 
Jay
P.S. after showing my wife this, SHE said 'Typical woman driver!'
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25-11-2006
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| first aid JayJay...
you have to asses the situation first and make sure it is safe to move her. it looks like the paramedic is asking her some questions and filling in a form.
for heavens sake. even paramedics have paperwork now! next the fire brigade will need to fill in forms before they enter a burning building to rescue a baby!
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25-11-2006
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| | Short, Balding bloke | Paperwork? He looks like he's rifiling through her carrier bag.lol | |
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26-11-2006
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| huh !! black ice gets everywhere | |
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26-11-2006
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| She does have that, "I think I peed myself." look about her doesn't she.... | |
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26-11-2006
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Originally Posted by Jayjay Paperwork? He looks like he's rifiling through her carrier bag.lol | The guy with his hands in his pocket is saying...
"Hey I'll swap the can of Heinx Beans for those spaghetti hoops..."
and the Paramedic is saying...
"I think there's a bar of Dairymilk in here too..."
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27-11-2006
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| quality caption folks, have me chuckling for an hour or so ! | |
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07-12-2006
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Originally Posted by Tailspin14 She does have that, "I think I peed myself." look about her doesn't she.... | Yes they all do....Usually In Marks and Spencers Lol ....Long before they hit the ditch !!! 
Regards......Mark.
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07-12-2006
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| Hey thats probably someones old grandma you're refering too there!
Be nice! :P
Was still funny tho...Heheh
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