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Horse walks into a bar, the bartender says..........



Why the long face?

Bear walks into a bar and says
'pint of...................................... beer please barman'

Barman says,
'why the big pause'? (paws)

Lone ranger stops at the saloon and says to Tonto,
'you better wait out here Tonto, I won't be long'
Tonto says
'But it's cold'
Lone ranger says,
'you know what they're like, just run on the spot to keep yourself warm while i'm in there'

Usual bar related things ensue, Lone rangers in there longer than intended, just starting his third drink and a cowboy walks in and says
'say, who's is the white horse out there'
Lone ranger says,
'That's me stranger, there a problem'
The cowboy says
'nope, no problem.....................

But you left your injun running!'