Four married guys go flying. After an hour, they have this conversation:
First guy: "Man, what I had to do to get out today. I had to promise my wife a day at the spa next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife I'll help her weed her flower garden."
Third guy: "You both have it easy. I had to promise my wife I'll paint the kitchen next weekend."
After a while, they realize the fourth guy hasn't spoken.
"What's the deal?" they ask.
Fourth guy: "Well, I walked up to my wife and got her in a passionate embrace and said, "Flying or nookie?"
She said, "Wear sun-block."
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