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>>The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
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>>"No way, no needles. I hate needles" the patient said.
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>>The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
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>>"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on
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>>suffocates me!"
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>>The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a
>>pill.
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>>"No objection" the patient says. "I'm fine with pills"
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>>The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."
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>>The patient says, "Wow", I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"
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>>"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to
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>>hold onto
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>>When I pull your tooth."