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Up in Yorkshire
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> >
> A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call
> on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders
> a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has
> just given birth to a typical Yorkshire baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
>
> Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
> rugby fan just shrugs and replies, 'That's about average in Yorkshire
> ... like I said, my boy's a typical Yorkshire baby boy. Gonna be a
> rugby league player.'
> Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of
> 'WOW!' One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
>
> Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, Say, aren't
> you the father of that typical Yorkshire baby that weighed 25 pounds at
> birth?
> Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So,
> how much does he weigh now?'
>
>
> The proud father answers, 'Twenty pounds.'
> The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. 'What
> happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!'
>
> The Yorkshireman takes a slow swig of his Samuel Smith's, wipes his
> lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
>
> >
>
> 'Had him circumcised...'

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