Kiwi

Two old codgers got out of their car to go fishing. They took the path down to the pond then along the pond edge when all of a sudden a small voice cried out “Please save me!”. The fellow in the lead stopped to listen and told his friend to be quiet. A moment later the voice cried out again “Please, PLEASE save me. I’m down here.” The fellow in the lead puts down his rod and his tackle box and parts the grass along the edge of the pond with his hands to find a frog. The frog says “Thank God you’ve come! I was changed from a beautiful princess into a nasty old frog by a wicked witch many years ago and only the kiss of a handsome young prince can change me back again. You’re no young prince but maybe you will do. If you will kiss me and change me back into a beautiful young princess again I will marry you and we can have wonderful wild sex for the rest of our lives. Kiss me, PLEASE kiss me! The old codger gently picks the frog up, turns it over in his hands a couple of times to examine it, and puts it in his fishing creel. He then bends over, picks up his rod and tackle box and proceeds down the path.


His friend behind him has been watching all this and says “Wait a minute! Aren’t you going to kiss the frog, turn it into a beautiful young princess, and have wild sex for the rest of your life?” The fellow in the lead says “Nah, I’ve reached the age where I think I’d have a lot more fun with a talking frog.”