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Imagine if all major businesses started making their own condoms,

but kept their same slogan. You'd have: -

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike condoms - just do it

Peugeot Condoms -for the ride of your life

Galaxy condoms -why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC condoms -finger licking good

M & M's condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway condoms -lightening the load

Abbey National condoms - because life's complicated enough

Coca Cola condoms -the real thing

Ever Ready condoms -keep going & going

Pringles condoms -once you pop, you can't stop

Burger king condoms -home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride, go wide

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

Flash condoms - just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work

Rennies condoms - hits u where it hurts

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex condoms -soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter

Ronseal quick drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30

minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim

Heineken condoms - reaches the parts that other condoms just can't

reach

Carlsburg condoms -probably the best condoms in the world

Pepperami condoms -its a bit of an animal!

Polo condoms -the one with the hole (a very poor seller!)

Mike.