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Cinderella & her handsome cat.

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling
life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair,watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared
the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing
here after all these years"? The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella,you
have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for
which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and
after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince
was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my
disability cheques, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid
gold,Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".
The fairy godmother replied "it is the least
that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body,and
said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her
beautiful
young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had
been
dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what shall it be?"Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat
in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into
a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental
a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was
a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations,
Cinderella, enjoy your new life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie
moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat,
breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had
ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat
transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular
arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered........"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered".
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