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Old 30-10-2005   #1 (permalink)
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Thanks to my friends i got a joke book for my bday yesterday here is some jokes from it

how can you spot a blind man on a nudest beach?
its not hard

why is a women like a police car?
they both make a lot of noice to let you know they are coming.

Why is sex like eastenders?
just when it starts getting interesting its all over for another night.

Sorry if you think they are rude if you do then just remove them sorry if they are
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Is she old enough to be allowed to tell these!!
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haha very good
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unfortunately she is 17 going on 30 or is that 3 im confused im only her dad
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unfortunately she is 17 going on 30 or is that 3 im confused im only her dad

hide the car keys
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i dnt need him to hide the car keys because 1. i know where he puts them. 2 he wouldnt let me have them so reli i cnt have them which is upseting
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i dnt need him to hide the car keys because 1. i know where he puts them. 2 he wouldnt let me have them so reli i cnt have them which is upseting

buy your own car then
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considering i might be getting one if im lucky on my 18th bday next yr but i really dont want to drive because of the insurence and road tax
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