12-11-2005
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| Ponderisms.
Ponderisms to ponder upon.
? I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
? Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
? The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
? Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
? There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
? Life is sexually transmitted.
? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
? The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
? Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
? Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
? Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
? Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
? All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
? Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
? How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address? 
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