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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic
navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building,
flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the
tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said
"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,
"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,
"Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again raised her arm and pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked,
"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said,
"Give the ballerina another drink!
The bartender approached the little drunk and said,
"I say, mate, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina?'"
"As far as I'm concerned", the drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina".