| The parrot
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at
> home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't
> be as much work as a dog,and it would be fun to hear it speak. She went
> to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There
> was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
> "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
> The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
> this bird used to live in a whorehouse and sometimes it says some pretty
> vulgar stuff."
>
> The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
> anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room
> and waited for it to say something.
>
> The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new
> madam."
>
> The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's
> not so bad."
>
> When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them
> and said, "New house, new madam, new whores."
>
> The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
> about the situation.
>
> Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
>
> The bird looked at him and said "Hi Keith". | 
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