Stephen Hale

The Blonde In First Class

A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!".

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot
that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in
Economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the
explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and
return to her seat.
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The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and
I'm staying right here!" The copilot tells the pilot that he probably
should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have learned to speak 'blonde'".
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> He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without hesitation,
she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
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> The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
> make her move without any fuss.
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> "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."