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Old 11-12-2005   #1 (permalink)
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Invisible Lingerie.

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some "see-through" lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $1500 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $1500 and takes the lingerie
home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks,
"I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a $1500 refund for myself" So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $1500, they'd at least iron it!"
His funeral is this Thursday.
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