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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and, by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ), but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available System-Killer (CASK).

Or you could use Backup Evaluation and Estimation Resources (BEER) but care must be excercised to ensure that you don't fall into the old trap of Dramatic Retardation and Underacheivement of New Knowledge. (DRUNK)