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Old 10-06-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Back during the days of the Soviet Union, it took 10 years to get a car after you paid for one.

Once, a young guy went to the car dealership to order a car. He paid the money, and the asked when can he come and get the car.
"It will be here, waiting for you, exactly 10 years from today".

The man signed the papers, started waliking away and then stooped, turned and asked the salesman: "Wait, will it be ready in the morning or in the afternoon".
"What difference does it make?", asked the salesman.
"Well", answered the man, "the plumber is coming in the morning".
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lol, very good richard!!!
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I wonder if back in communist days they had to give a money off voucher if they were late?


This year alone, thnks to Sainsburys, i have saved £200 off our shopping bills due to their deliveries being mostly late or incomplete!!!!!

Yay..bunk...funny as ever!!!
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