Sven & Becks.

**wonwinglo** · 06-07-2006

Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'

and has reached the £1 million question.

Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember,

you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.

"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?

"Is it, A, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"

Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure.

I'll have to go 50-50."

"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left
with.
'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."

Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm
still not sure,

I'm going to have to phone a friend."

So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.

"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."

So Tarrant phones David Beckham.
"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.
I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win £1million.

The next voice you hear will be Sven's."

"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives
in
a set?

Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"

"It's a badger, Boss." says Becks without hesitation.

"You sure, son?" says Sven.

"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."

"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger

"Final answer, Sven?"

"Final answer, Chris."

"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"

Cue wild celebrations.
Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.

"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble
giving you a call,

but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger lives
in a set?"

"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, ...........
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>"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

**Bunkerbarge** · 07-07-2006

I'm afraid I didn't see that coming, nice one Barry.