 Elephant
Theres a cicus in town, and thier running a competition to see who can make an elephant jump. The prize is £1,000,000. And no mice are aloud!
So a man comes to the competiotn with two bits of wood, and squashes the elephants ear, and it jumps. He wins £1,000,000.
The next year, the circus is back, and this year you win £10,000,000 if you can make the elephant nod its hea, shake its hea and then make it jump. So the guy comes back, wearing a fake nose and wigs and stuff.
He goes infront of the elephant. Then he take off all the disguise, and says "Do you rememver me?"
The elephant nods
then he says "Do you want me to do that again?"
The elephant shakes its head
Then he says "SO JUMP!"
and the elephant jumps.
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