Kiwi

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches he asked Olaf for a light.

"Ya , shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands "Vhere dit yew git dat monster??"

"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."

"Yu haff a Genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure, it's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.

"Could I see him?"

So Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the Genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me one vish?"

"Yes, I will," says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?"

Bunkerbarge

Brilliant!

carpetfishing

Ole and Swen were out fishing one day and Ole says "I think we ought to try over in the bay". Swen's not too sure but finally is convinced to move so he says "Ok Ole, you go over and start drilling through the ice and by the time your finished I should have the boat pulled over."