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Old 22-01-2007   #1 (permalink)
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For the Overweight ........

A newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly
discovered diet.

"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days , then skip a day , and repeat
this procedure foe 2 more weeks. The next time I see you , you should have
lost at least 5 pounds."

When the newfie returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost nearly 60
pounds."

"Why, that's amazing ! " the doctor said. " Did you follow my instructions?"


The newfie nodded ," I'll tell ya though, by jeasuz, I thought I was going
to drop dead dat 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean ?"

"No , from the friggin' skippin'."
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Brilliant, it woke the office up when I laughed!
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LOL.Thats a Good 'un!
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