| 007's watch
James bond is sitting at a bar accross from a very attractive young lady. she tries her best to get his attention but all he keeps doing is looking at his watch.
After 10 minutes or so she walks over and asks "why do you keep looking at your watch" "ah!" james bond replies. "This watch shows me what you are wearing" The woman looks confused and says "yea right, no watch can do that. proove it!" so james bond looks at his watch again and says "I can see your not wearing any underwear" "Ha" says the woman, "i told you a watch cant do that, i am wearing underwear!"
Jame bond slouches back in his chair and takes a sip of his martini and replies "dam, bugger must be an hour fast" | 
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