Kiwi

A mother is driving her 7-year-old daughter to her friend's house for a
play date when the little girl asks, "Mummy,how old are you ?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age", the mother replies
sweetly. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really", the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal
questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady. Honestly!" Mum says as her daughter
is getting out of the car. The exasperated mother drives away as the two
friends begin to play.

"My Mum won't tell me anything about her", the little girl says to her
friend.

"Well", says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's
licence. It's like a report card - it has everything on it."
Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are - you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.

"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And", the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and Daddy got a
divorce."

Now Mum's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young
lady ?"

"Because you only got an F in sex."