rjwood_uk

One night, Joe. The Egg. Decided he was going to go out and hit the town. So after taking a shower and splashing on some nice cologne he put on his best shirt and left his flat for the ten minute walk into the lively part of town.
He ended up in an old varorite bar-come night club called Jacks. After a few cold ones he notices a very nice young egg sitting along the bar from him. He bags up his nerves and asks her if he could joing her and buy her a drink.
By kicking out time Joe and the lovely young egg who he found out to be called Jennifer were all over each other, laughing and fooling around. So Joe asks her if she would like to come back to hers to watch a movie and have a few more drinks. To Joe's delight she accepts.
By midnight the two eggs had had quite alot to drink and Jen was getting very close to Joe. Suddenly she gets up and drags Joe by he shirt to his bedroom. After about ten minutes of flirting and fondeling Jennifer asks if he is ready. "hang on a sec babe" Joe says as he rushes to the bathroom. A few minutes later Joe came briskly walking back in and jumps into bed ontop of Jennifer. She looks up at him and says "Joe honney, why are you wearing a hard-hat?"

To which Joe replys..."well babe, last time i was this hard, i got it on the head with a bloody spoon!!!"



sorry for the long-winded joke there guys, i just wanted to build up a storie. hope you liked it. let me know what you think!

Richard