abrad

A post office worker comes across a letter the week before Christmas addressed to God'
He opens the letter and it reads:

Dear God
I have had my £100 pension taken from my handbag and now I will not be able to buy food for Christmas and I have invited two of my best friends for dinner, can you help me.

Regars Mabell.

The worker shows his colleagues in the sorting office and they have a colection which raises £96, this is sent of to Mabell.

The week after Christmas a letter arives at the post office again addressed to God. The office worker opens it and it reads:

Dear God,
the money arrived just in time and I was able to buy food and my friend came to dinner is was lovely thank you.

Best regardes Mabell.


PS I only received £96 the other £4 must have been nicked by them BUGGERS AT THE POST OFFICE!!!

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Desert Rat Racer

That's was a great gesture by the post office guys but a little ungreatful by Mabell who should have been glad she even got $180aust approx. just before Christmas, maybe next time it happens she will be much happier for the kind thoughts.

abrad

Hi Russell,
Dont know if your serious but it was only a bit of humour from us English nutters.


Regards Abrad

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tag

Me thinks humor hasnt travelled well

Bunkerbarge

Good old English humour. Just dosen't translate to any other language!!

tigertc

hahhhahha
Love it

Desert Rat Racer

Yea wekk it was great anyway which ever way it was meant, no worries mate.

Desert Rat Racer

Sorry that should have read yea well not wekk U know typo problems can always get U when not not looking, still after reading it again yep it is funny.

abrad

Hi Russell,
No probs mate, good job I did not post a black country joke, if you dont Know, it is an area in the West Midlands over here that has a dialect all of it's own. For instance my brother is Arr kid and your best friend is owd pal.


Regards Tony (abrad)

PS will post black country joke see if you can understand it He He

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