Black Country Joke

abrad · 07-01-2008

Boy calls to his farther,
Dad this eggs a bad un,
Dad say's it cor be a bad un them all fresh laerd,
Dad ar tell thee this eggs a bad un
Dad say's do talk saft ar tell thee them all fresh laerd,
Dad wot dun yo wont narr,

Av I gora ate the beak and the legs aswell!!!

tag · 11-01-2008

Sorry fower lert reply its bostin sumune else spakes proper rarnd ere

abrad · 15-01-2008

Hi Tag,
wer bowt yo from, I ba to fer frum Dudlay yo no the one wid the zoo arkid

tag · 23-01-2008

Worro mert
Sos I day sae your post so its a bit lert replyin I wuz born in Wednesbury bt nar livin ut Cheslyn Hay but still Black Country Born and Bred Strong in th Arm un Soft in yed

abrad · 23-01-2008

Goo on!! use to werk in Wendsbury, in that plears that them pulled darn, yo no the one it wuz a college nairmed after the area, them smakt a lud a harzez on it nar, yup thats the one up Woden road South.

tag · 24-01-2008

Ar I dun it wuz Kendrick strate wuz from a couple o strates frum thayre lived at 6Terrace st tull I wuz foureteen(14) (fur them uz radein this and cor werk it aurt) when thay pulled um ull darn useed ta play on ther un get chersed of by kerteker who wuz a nice bloke at th time. Om shor it wuz a mates owd mon who werked theyer an ull
Tull yo summut its arder writing than spakin it ay it
Small werld tho

tag · 24-01-2008

Sorry got confused the collage is still there ay it the one I knew was on Walsall rd, Kendrick street and part of Windmill Street Terrace and Pritchard street

The one at Woden road bottom of Hill Top (thats confused them) was still there last time I went passed but it was a couple of years ago
Even swam in the Hydes road pool oh so stupid that was

alan2525 · 24-01-2008

I think those two from the Midlands are trying to communicate! Does anyone else here understand what they are trying to say?

Brings to mind those old Lassie films...and the dog makes incomprehensible noises - I think Lassie wants us to follow him!! :P

Only joking! Anyhow no offense - I can do that sort of Midlands accent too but only after about 10 pints of Beer!

**Bunkerbarge** · 24-01-2008

They always reckoned there were three languages spoken in England, English, Scouse and Geordie.

There's obviously Brummie as well.

tag · 25-01-2008

We Bay BRUMMIES!!!! cos them spake funny we bin Blackcountry folk un spake propper Inglish
Its supposed to be the closest to the Olde Saxon way of speaking I don't know if its true hope it is