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23-06-2008
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Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Normal. IL Real Name: ummm, Bret My Models: 1/48 military vehicles and figures Visit UncaBret's Gallery
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| How about the paranoid, dyslexic, agnostic insomniac - lay awake all night wondering if a dog existed and was out to get him. | 
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23-06-2008
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Originally Posted by UncaBret  How about the paranoid, dyslexic, agnostic insomniac - lay awake all night wondering if a dog existed and was out to get him. | or the alchoholic, dyslexic insomniac - did not lie awake all night - he choked on his own vimto!
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22-07-2008
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Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Leeds, God's own! Real Name: Steve My Models: Nieuport 11 Bebe, (actually I've been working on it that long that it's more like a Nieuport puberty Visit bartley's Gallery
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Originally Posted by peter22 A Dyslexic,agnostic insomniac - lay awake one night trying to decide if a DOG existed!! | Was he member of the DNA?, (National Association of Dyslexics). | |
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24-07-2008
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Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Normal. IL Real Name: ummm, Bret My Models: 1/48 military vehicles and figures Visit UncaBret's Gallery
Posts: 58
| Or DAM, Mothers Against Dyslexia.
Me, I suffer from CRS. Can't Remember S***. | |
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24-07-2008
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Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Halifax, Yorks: Nassau, Bahama's:Port Canaveral, USA: and all points in between. Real Name: Richard My Models: Robbe U-47, Deans Marine Cossack, Steam Coaster, Revell U-Boat, Motorcycles. Visit Bunkerbarge's Gallery
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| I think you've all lost it!! | |
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24-07-2008
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Originally Posted by Bunkerbarge I think you've all lost it!! | Lost what? reminds me of Prince C------ visiting an old folks home, says to an old dear "and do you know who I am" she replies " No! but if you ask matron she may be able to tell you" | |
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25-07-2008
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Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Witham,Essex.UK Real Name: Barry My Models: WWII Armour & Softskin Visit Bazza's Gallery
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| Now that reminds of his father Prince P......, he was visiting a hospital when one of the patients cried out with "Wee, sleekit, cow,rin tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic in thy breastie"!, someone else carried on with "Whare are you gaen, my bonie lass. Where are you gaen, mae hinnie." another piped up with "Within the glen sae bushy,O, Aboon the plain sae rashy,O". The Duke says, "Are these people mad"? The reply was "No, this is the Burns' unit".
__________________  Lean, mean and armoured. | |
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25-07-2008
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Originally Posted by Bazza Now that reminds of his father Prince P......, he was visiting a hospital when one of the patients cried out with "Wee, sleekit, cow,rin tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic in thy breastie"!, someone else carried on with "Whare are you gaen, my bonie lass. Where are you gaen, mae hinnie." another piped up with "Within the glen sae bushy,O, Aboon the plain sae rashy,O". The Duke says, "Are these people mad"? The reply was "No, this is the Burns' unit". | Hi Barry
started reading and thought iy was another Dyslexic joke  | |
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