 tree hugger
Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a treewith
his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No ,would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..."
So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the
tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of hand cuffs on him, takes his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and
leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed
to the tree, stark ass naked,
and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was
telling his story, the other guy
shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the
ear and says... "Ya know sweetheart, this just ain't your day." | 
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