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Now this is a joke I don`t want to offend anyone ok!


Driving to work this morning there was a woman behind me in a BMW doing 90mph while putting her eyeliner on! I looked away then back again and she was halfway over the white line! It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand, then whilst trying to steer with my knees I then dropped my mobile phone from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs burning me badly causing me to scream dropping the fag from my mouth causing a burn hole on my shirt! WOMEN DRIVERS!

N'1 joke