Jokes Thread, Drivers in General Chat; Now this is a joke I don`t want to offend anyone ok!
Driving to work this morning there was a ...
Now this is a joke I don`t want to offend anyone ok!
Driving to work this morning there was a woman behind me in a BMW doing 90mph while putting her eyeliner on! I looked away then back again and she was halfway over the white line! It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand, then whilst trying to steer with my knees I then dropped my mobile phone from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs burning me badly causing me to scream dropping the fag from my mouth causing a burn hole on my shirt! WOMEN DRIVERS!
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By alan2525 in forum Chit-Chat
Last Post: 14-11-2007, 09:26