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Lee W

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How about the closing scene from the Italian Job...go Charlie...(Michael Caine) :P

'Hang on lads, I've got a plan!!!:confused:'

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"Well , here's another nice mess you've got me into !". (From Laurel & Hardy.)
 

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Football league breaking news from the groundsmen the games definitely off
 

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I'll give you all 10/10 for the captions top stuff and made me laugh :smiling3:
 

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One more that might just get past the censors.....

"Get you hand's out of your overalls and stop playing with yourself.....You're in enough trouble as it is!"
 

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Sargent " you know when I said , do you see that lake over there ? Do you fancy a dip ?"

Corporal " yes sarg "

Sargent " I did mean WITH THE F'IN TANK !!!!"
 
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I don't suppose a push is out of the question???.

Or oh ##@##%%//??!!!.

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It was OK when I left it last night.

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Q: What do you call three guys from Armoured that got their tank bogged down?

A: Transferred.

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One for the oldies:

"You two are in serious trouble! What are your names?"

"Sorry sarge. I'm Flanders, he's Swann."

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It's a tank they said.


It's an all terrain vehicle they said.


You won't get stuck they said.


And now we wait thirteen hours for the REME to decide to take the piss when they turn up.
 

Lee W

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I swear sarge...I parked the whole tank here...!


Lee :smiling3:
 

Lee W

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Well that's the last time I drive through Liverpool!!!


(Hooray for jokes)


Lee :smiling3:
 

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Tall guy - " Yep,I can still see the Lieutenant......and he's still running ! "
 

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OOP,S said go right, :D
 
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