Here's another one

[peterairfix]

Ok who's had curry and beans

 

[Alan 45]

Sorry sarge I misunderstood when you said put a cork in it !

 

[andysounduk]

Putting a propellor on it still doesn't mean it can fly

 

[Lee W]

HI I'M BARRY SCOTT, WITH THIS NEW CILLIT BANG IT WORKS WONDERS ON ALL KINDS OFF GRIME....oh crap!!!


Lee

 

[Dave Jay]

It's not a spud gun you know!

 

[Dave Jay]

So who's the joker that put a dried up banana skin on my muzzle......and oh look at how many skins it's got.......let's count, 1 skin, 2 skin, 3 skin, ..........I'll get my coat!

 

[Dave1973]

Maybe......maybe we put the shells in the OTHER way round??

 

[Dave Jay]

But sarge, it said starshell on the box!

 

[Gern]

"Look, you may be a Captain in that 'Sealed Knot' bunch, but that doesn't mean that every gun you use is a muzzle loader!"

 

[rickoshea52]

Remember soldier that your weapon was made by the cheapest supplier.

 

[Deleted member 4539]

My hairdresser won't be happy with these split ends.