The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father". The little boy replied, " My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am a Father of many." The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way." The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."