old guy goes mad

Gern

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Hmmmm... maybe some sort of centrifugal force hi speed chamber centrally located so as to give a pseudo magnetic force combined with specially
constructed suits with micro metallic fibers to react to artificial gravitational force.
UH OH!!...wait a sec......no.... that only left one with his spleen now an integral part of his face :surprised:
Oh well...back to the drawing board :rolling:
View attachment 352399.......TA!!!

Much easier to have Velcro carpets and Velcro soles on your shoes!

PS I always thought Marty was a total natural as Igor :smiling: . Having seen him, there's no other choice really.
 

Tim Marlow

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Dave mate, that’s pronounced I Gor.....
 

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Nothin' new there baz! They never go to the loo in any old films, and if they do in a new film it's only 'cos they want to show our hero smashing a sink with the villains head!
Well, there is a scene in the Austin Powers film...
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Hello Peter,
now I know why on a submarine the toilet is called the head,
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