Lieber Kapitän. U 570Dank, 453.
Be very careful vot you say 453. I haf excellent hearing, und can hear any Pritish insults from 5 kilometers avay! Ve intend to sneak ashore tonight for some vatter, zo rest assured I vill come looking for you - unt zat burd!
In fact, if you turn around, see der man valking along de beach selling de vatches? Zatt is me, und I'm coming ofer to see you right now!
Kapitan Tag Heuer Rolex (U 570)