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Bobby Conkers

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I can't be the only one here, surely?

I have an open Facebook/local paper advert open to put people's flatpacks together for free. Love it. It's not exactly unconnected to model making, but it's like a free Tamiya kit. I don't get many requests, perhaps they think I'm a bit odd, and I'm selective about who and where, but if a pensioner or otherwise friendly-sounding person in need comes along, I'm more than happy to spend a day or two knocking up their Ikea-bait.

My favourite ever was a set of 8 interconnecting wardrobes which made a fitting room for a pair of mid-70s spinsters. Cost me three days and a fingernail, but it was 10 points at the pearly gates and a bladder full of Dolce Gusto.

Surely you lot insist on putting friends' and family's furniture together?
 

tr1ckey66

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That’s an awesome thing to do. Kudos fella.
With regards to putting flat pack together I do seem to put my fair share of 1 to1 kits together too!

All the best
Paul
 

Bobby Conkers

Sausage Fingers
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North of the South.
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Andy
My daughter went a bought herself a chest of drawers last Sunday and put it together herself without telling me.

No flowers for the funeral please.
 
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