Lets have your one liners!

[CDW]

No hans, i said hold up your right hand ... you see mate, this is the problem ... this is why we're sitting here on a "B" road in Devon ! .... and did you pack sandwiches like i asked you to? ..no you didn't! .. that's it ... next time i'm flying solo!

 

[mossiepilot]

Ressurecting an old thread.

"They said I should salute something like this, but I still feel stupid!!"

 

[takeslousyphotos]

.... Whistle up a Pathfinder squadron of Lancasters with 10-ton bombs (From Where Eagles Dare)

..... Just "Whistle it up" Brilliant!!!!.

 

[0ne48thtel]

You stupid Focker I told you that way was Home

 

[Alan 45]

Biffo old boy I think those resistance chaps need a lesson or two in reading a map don't you know !

 

[dead-mans-click]

Instructors are late yet again!!! We'll never win this war at this rate!!,,,

 

[Alan 45]

"I know vee should have turned left at Albukerky Hans!"

 

[rickoshea52]

Too close for missiles I'm switching to guns? Now we're too close for guns I'm switching to schwimmvest unter dem sitz! Kartoffelntopf!

 

[0ne48thtel]

Thats another fine mess herr shmitt you have got us in. now how do you plan to get us un stuk aaah

 

[tecdes]

"Aim towards the Enemy."

"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!"

Mountain? Hell, it was flat on the map!

Laurie

All pinched ! :rolleyes:

 

[takeslousyphotos]

......... "You put your left hand in..... your left hand out ........ do the hockey......"

 

[mossiepilot]

Please sir, Sir, SIR, never mind, too late.

Tony.

 

[spanner570]

O.k., so I don't have a thumb, but I can still fly this Stuka pretty damn good!

 

[Alan 45]

"Hans if my right hand wasn't glued to my trousers I could really tell you how big that fish was!"

 

[aaron]

The...wipers on the bus go, wish wish wish.