"The new 2007 Mercury LONGER, lower, wider"
"After moving into their new home, the Jennings family discover the limitations of their new 1.5 car garage."
"If you are not completely happy with your new EPS parking sensor, simply return the product for a full refund..."
"On an insurance claim form:
I was driving into Arcacia Terrace and this house...came out of nowhere!"
"I told you we should have purchased one of those economy European hatchback cars..."
"According to my GPS navigation - I'm still 70 feet away from my house though..."
"But on the plus side - look at how much more space we have in the garage now!"