Pointed shoe and tribe have gone on holiday/home.I say Wibble that's looking fine .
Wobble .
How's Pointed Shoe?
Only you Mike could tell the story like this, I've just been reminded not to laugh out loud as we are in bed !Pointed shoe and tribe have gone on holiday/home.
I did watch the performance of how to get 12 suitcases of differing sizes, five cannot leave the sweet stuff alone women, four do not mess up my hair nephews and the three main organisers along with four cars....
It started off ok, first the big cases were loaded into one car, then it was take them out and spread them between the other cars, then it was put all the cases back on the drive go indoors and hold a conference...
Well eventually the game of drop the back seats down and put the cases in, take the cases out, lift the back seats up and finally finished after an hour and a half.
Then it was time to load the passengers - ladies in the back only... So along came the first, got in the nearside passenger door, shuffled across the seat and got out the other door??? and then went and did the same to one of the other cars... Eventually she was settled and the others ladies all followed suit - bit like trying to get the elephants into the circus wagons... Front door was locked leaving one of them inside (toilet break) . but I did see him on the phone to the one that had locked the door begging to be let out.... So all the drivers got out of their car including the one that had locked the door, they all had a conference with the one that was now free and then all scattered to their cars... WAIT!!!!!! where is pointed shoe??? He was looking out of the top floor window and again all the drivers and the head woman got out of their cars including the original one that took a toilet break to get the door open so that pointed shoe could join the others.... And off they went, 3 hours after the first suitcase was put into the first car....
BUT!!!
No sooner had they left they all did a three point turn around the mini roundabout at the top of the road, which meant that by the time they had finished there was a 20 car holdup waiting to use the roundabout...
And back they came, parked all over the road, out got the drivers and the designated younger lady, and I mean it was door opens wide, one hand grabs the door frame, then one leg comes out to make contact with earth, then the other hand comes out and grabs the other side of the door frame, then it is shuffle to the edge of the seat which after lift off gave a sigh of relief, the other leg joins the first and it is a rocking motion to get free of the car, and Houston we have landed....
Front door is now open and in she bustles, and a few minutes later comes out with five carrier bags of food (to be consumed on the flight) which were passed out to the other cars, then all change as the wrong bags went into the wrong cars, another 20 minutes.....
And they have gone....
But they had to come back again because pointed shoe had got free and was as usual having a ciggie, a cough and spit, but they caught him before he got away...
I really should have filmed it, but with laughing so much the camera shake would have been awfull....
No, but this all started (Pointed Shoe) when not long after they moved in they took delivery of a new washing machine. And as you know they arrive in the box and are secured with that plastic strapping. So in the family there are (guessing) 2 adult males, daughter, mother and father (Pointed Shoe).Sounds exactly like the short “Perfect day” by Laurel and Hardy……..did anyone get a gout ridden foot shut in a car door?
LOL, the dog had me laughing, reminded me of when SWMBO came home and had taken our Beagle/Basset cross who is ball mad on the train. She told me about the guy coming along the platform with his white stick with the ball on the end... Nelly (the dog) thought it was a ball for her, so grabbed it, SWMBO was trying to get the 'ball' of Nelly and the guy was tugging on his stick trying to get it away.... LOL.There you go Mike…..your neighbours going out for the day
Not that sort of religion...I don’t suppose they have tried to get a piano up a load of steps have they?
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