Unbeliveable. Every time I read this thread I end up going to the kitchen and getting some Cheese and Marmite. Hmm bugger . Back in minute.
Unbeliveable. Every time I read this thread I end up going to the kitchen and getting some Cheese and Marmite. Hmm bugger . Back in minute.
Bob mate have you cast your no vote at the top of the page ?Tad late, but you my 100% support in your plan to rid the world of that stuff! Better off eating axle grease, at least that will stop your joints from squeaking lol
Probably the dummy mines we set up for just that very scenario.MR VASP ve vill have you know a bimb has been planted in them mines so they wont be produein for long hahahahah
OH so the Clangers are also involved you MR VASP hav let out a valuble secret there an by rights as a punisment you should be demaratized lol an if the clangers are involed are the magic roundabout lot also involed as i never could stand that dillon rabbit lol but you hav not found our mines my freind as they are still sendin antitamper signals so you could not move them hahahahahaProbably the dummy mines we set up for just that very scenario.
The location of the actual Marmite mines are known to a select few and the head Clanger!!!!!!
Of course the clangers are involved…..we’ve fitted sidewinder missiles to the iron chicken and the soup dragon is brewing her fortifying marmite soup…..OH so the Clangers are also involved you MR VASP hav let out a valuble secret there an by rights as a punisment you should be demaratized lol an if the clangers are involed are the magic roundabout lot also involed as i never could stand that dillon rabbit lol but you hav not found our mines my freind as they are still sendin antitamper signals so you could not move them hahahahaha
vell mr Tim those sidwinder missles need a target an they dont know where gern an proff mindbenders lab will be as its not built yet an then it will be a BIG SECRET from YOU MORONS LOLOf course the clangers are involved…..we’ve fitted sidewinder missiles to the iron chicken and the soup dragon is brewing her fortifying marmite soup…..
Sorry to spoil your revelry. But the Marmite mines have been reopened and full production is scheduled for early next week.
The first consignment has been assigned to the war effort and the minister for Marmite assures the public there will be plentiful stock of the ‘black stuff’ to ensure a successful campaign!!
Long Live ‘M’.
And the Gods can keep it!The greatest sandwich in the world is a fresh bloomer from the bakers cut in to doorsteps crispy bacon, mature cheddar and marmite. Food of the gods.
Good god man, whatever happened to the bacon butty!!And the Gods can keep it!
Andy.
Still going strong up here with sliced haggis running a close second.Good god man, whatever happened to the bacon butty!!
Is that wild or farmed haggisStill going strong up here with sliced haggis running a close second.
Andy.
I thought wild Haggis were a protected species and you are no longer allowed to catch them?Is that wild or farmed haggis
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