Hence the wrong spelling (Ain't that right Dave?!)
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Ron
There must've been some enormous birds around judging from the size of that doo doo on the roof!
Dear sir,
Thank you for your correspondence regarding the mysterious doodoo on the roof of the Boulangerie. I have sent a team to the village to investigate and have removed it from said roof. It took two bucket loads to bring it all down!
Such a large amount of droppings would seem to point towards an as yet unheard of species of bird, possibly a throwback to the Jurassic period or beyond. I will keep you informed on our research findings.
In the mean time please let me know if any more s**t comes your way. I would be most interested in further samples.
Your servant.
David Livingstone Scott Heyerdahl Shackleton Amundsen Attenborough (BBC ITV Love Channel Jeremy Vine Show)
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